Monday, September 01, 2008

Howcome Hindu Gods Aint Glamorous ...

Finally last Friday night I completed my first assignment ( Part o my Job ). Anyway it was hell of a Job first because I had no idea what m I supposed to do second I had a bad bad headache. Anyway Friday evening when I started I had no idea when "ll I be able to finish the work AI was doing .. People who are a little technical ( a little more than me can understand if I tell them that I was trying to resolve an issue that was not allowing my EIM job to run.It was kinda my first actual work that I finished mostly using online (i.e. People who were online ) help only. Anyway I cant explain it to you how bad condition I was in. I had a train to catch at 11 and it was already 10 . I was one of the very few people who were stayin late to finish their work > may be some of them were not like me ( I was forced to finish my work as it was last day .. Not funny .. its serious ).
I was in so pathetic in a condition that I had started thinking that I wont be able to finish the job and I would have to sleep in office only. Man!!!! that was a horrible thought . No food no bed .. It was like where the hell I am . Why dint I finish it earlier.

I was praying to God ( Definitely a Hindu one ) and right then some songs crossed my mind and to my surprise all of them were for gods that are not Hindu.
And then came the classical thought on which I am forced to write this blog ??
HOW COME NONE OF THE HINDU GODS ARE GLAMOROUS !!!!!
I mean you have unlimited number of songs for praying to allah ( Many song pouring in every day, thanks to our Talent Hunt shows and stupid population ) , or the christian God , havent heard much chinese but may be they have it for the CHinese god too , I have no Idea which religion do they follow.. Oh Lord Budhdha... He was saint so may be there aint any song for him... But our Hindu gods are fun loving and some of them do spend some time listening to music and watching Hot Ladies ( girls , ladies or aunties ,, can't say exact;y coz no idea how do APSARAS look ..)dancing for their timepass. Don't they ?? They are glamorous for sure.. But there arent many songs on them , yeah you may find some aartis and some of there religious cassettes playing in some religious festival ( mostly sung by worst of the singers who never got a chance to sing in an actual movie or album ( no offense to real talents ) , thanks to cassette company.)
But that is not glamor you know.. they are singing it because if they dont they would not have anything to eat .. Its there bread and butter.. ( No offense )

Glamor is being sung about in movies when heroine is dancing or running around in sleaziest possible decent dress ( hope you get it ) and hero is getting beaten by a group of hundred or more armed gundas in some jungle. and then suddenly some baba starts singing some song that becomes prayer of the audience's heart . Tehn the prayer is answered and hero finally gets to hold heroine's hands and hug her ( or may be do something later , but too much beating wont allow that obviously ) .

Anyway my point is why dint contemporary singers and lyricists prefer to call a Hindu God for aid??

Now it becomes a serious issue. I have some answers but I wont say anything I want you to think .
Please do..

After all we dont care about Gods anyway its all money politics power and fun.

Ya Ali Madad !!